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Sunday, 16 January 2011


Hey readers. It's Sunday, aint shit to do so why not ogle at topless chocolate men with me =D (you know you want to).

So basically I was halfway through writing this post and then Grumpo (my dad) jumped on my lappy and when he finished, instead of just closing his tab, he closed the whole server so now I have to start again ¬_¬.

When some of you got up this morning you were thinking about the lord and sorting out what you were going to wear to church, I on the other hand was thinking about MAN (cause I'm all wholesome and shit), so I decided that I was going to blog about men that I would potentially turn into a shameless groupie for (don't judge me).

I don't care what ANYONE says, BLACK MEN ARE THE FINEST MEN ON THE PLANET (can I get a amen). This is my top 10 SEXIEST brotha's -you may not agree with my list, but who cares!?!

Let us proceed

10. Trey Songz  Now Trey has been around for YEARS but some chicks only jumped on the Trey wave once he turned into this music video PORN STAR. I am not gonna stunt, I have always loved Trey, but MY GOD when I saw the 'I Invented Sex' video I was JEALOUS of that video girl (I'm even screwing the girl in the picture right now coz why is she touching him ¬_¬) so he HAD to make the list. Some of you would put him higher up, but as sexy as he is, my boy is still a young buck. He aint a sexual veteran yet so he get the last spot.
9. Lance Gross  Eva Pigford is a lucky, LUCKY woman. I would marry Mr Gross (and then some) in a friggin heartbeat. He is part of the new generation of sexual chocolate *bites lip*. I dunno what it is about dark skinned dudes but they just DO IT for me. I first discovered Lance in Tyler Perry's 'Meet The Brown's' movie, and since then I have been HOOKED!
8. Larenz Tate  aka 'Brother to the Night' *fans self*. Everytime I see this dude all I think of is 'Darius Lovehall' (hold tight my ladies that know about 'Love Jones'). I just look at him and them big boy poetry bars he was droppin in that film make me want to jump into the TV and take him the fuck home (holla if you hear me). I have to share my fave part of that poem:
"And I just wanna give you injections, of sublime erections
And get you to dance to my rhythm
Make you dream archaetypes, of black angels in flight
Upon wings, of distorted, contorted, metaphoric jism
Come on slim
Fuck yo' man, I ain't worried about him
It's you who I wanna step to my scene
Cause rather than deal with the fallacy
Of this dry ass reality
I rather dance and romance your sweet ass, in a wet dream
Who am I?
Well they all call me Brother to the Night
And right now, I'm the blues in your left thigh
Trying to become the funk in your right"
O_O BARS. If you don't know about 'Love Jones' then you need to get to know, TRUST ME!
7. Boris Kodjoe O_O breathe ladies, breathe. OOOOOWEEEE. I peeped this dude in another Tyler Perry film 'Madea's Family Reunion' (Tyler Perry sure knows how to pick 'em boi) and you know then ones where I fully stopped paying attention to the movie every time this dude hit the screen and sat there like some dunce repeating how beautiful he was and how much I love him. It's tense.
6. Tyson Beckford  Now who can forget the delectable (see how I'm pulling out the big words for him) Mr Beckford. I don't even have to explain why he is on this list because I am POSITIVE that you lot know about him and them lips of his. You ever looked at someone and just thought to yourself 'I would kiss the SHIT out of you'? That is what the hell I think when I see him.
5. Taye Diggs  Another self explanatory choice on my list. Taye is just that bait black movie hunk with one of the baddest smiles I've seen. You know dem ones where you see him smile and it just lights up your damn LIFE! The reason that Taye is so high up on my list is not only coz he's a CERTIFIED sexual veteran, but because of that firggin' SHOWER SCENE in 'How Stella Got her Groove Back'. His Jamaican accent throughout that film was APPALLING, but once I saw that shower scene ALL WAS FORGIVEN!
4. Tyrese Gibson  This R'n'B crooner /actor is probably the sexiest blackest man (my god he is black. I just wanna bite him to see if he tastes like dark chocolate lol) I have ever seen in my LIFE, and in the battle of the amazing smiles his one beats Taye Diggs. That sex scene in Baby Boy is what put him in the 4th spot coz I would  FULLY involve myself in some nooging like that and I aint ashamed to say it!
3. Morris Chestnut  Like Taye Diggs, Morris is another bait black movie head. I didn't put up a topless picture of him because this man is my husband (he is not aware of that fact but I think that the fact that I know that we are life partners is enough) so I had to present him on that respectful tip. I just look at him and think MARRIAGE. Doesn't he just look like a husband? Morris Chestnut is the man, and anyone who is not on that wave does not know shit about fine ass men.
2. Michael Jai White  O_O GYM! It was a hard choice putting Michael in 2nd spot and if my number 1 choice wasn't so damn HOT he would've definitely been number 1. Now I've always appreciated this dude, but after watching Blood and Bone (breathe) *flashback and fans self* I was a full convert. I have never in my life been so turned on by a man acting MANISH. Trust me ladies, if you watch Blood and Bone you will UNDERSTAND. When this dude is fucking up next man on that Tai Chi wave it is something special. I have never enjoyed watching a next man get his arms broken until I saw Michael do it. HE IS SO STRONG OMDZ! And he's got that Barry White kinda deep voice which makes me wish he would call my ass up for some pillow talk. And when he puts on clothes they just fit him RIGHT (you can see his muscles and shit even though he's covered up). The body is EPIC. I could go on for ages about how much I love him but my last guy needs attending to.
1. Ryan Gentles  *dramatically put hands on chest* Be still my beating heart. Never have I been so proud to be half Jamaican in my life; LOOK AT HIM. OH SWEET JESUS HE IS A GOD AMONG MEN! His dreads are gorgeous, his body is gorgeous, his lips, his eyes, his skin; gorgeous, gorgeous, GORGEOUS! And I know you lot clocked the bulge in his pants. It's something like emotional right now. If I continued then my words would get a little too X-Rated so I'm gonna fall back lol.

Anyway that was my top 10 (you're welcome lol). Make sure you get at me and check out my other stuff via the links at the top of the page.

Love Scotty


  1. sorry, matey, i have a slight correction to make: TREY SONGZ shld b #1 instead of 10...:P

  2. I still think that Taye Diggs should be number one... but that is my opinion!!

  3. Good list. Especially Taye. I'd have to mention Djimon Honsou, Romeo Miller, John Legend, and Adrian Peterson too.