So it's like 5am and as usual I am wide awake so decide to jump on Twitter to see what's been popping. To my surprise Raz B is trending so I automatically think ¬_¬ who is he calling out for molesting him now (don't look at me like that, you know you were thinking it too, these times all that dickhead does is cry rape).
So I do some lazy digging to see what the fuss is this time (coz if this HAS BEEN is trending something BIG must've gone down) only to find out that he is having TWITTER BEEF with the world's favourite woman beater CHRIS BROWN.
You know them ones where I just thought; of all the celebrities in the world that could be talking smack to each other, it's YOU TWO ¬_¬ WHY?
Now Twitter beef among regular folk is stupid enough, so how are you man gonna be BIG BIG celebrities (well Chris Brown anyway) and be on them laptop ninja movements O_o?
Celebrities should never have been given Twitter because it further exposes their dickheadism and desperation to hold onto their fame. Nowadays it's a battle to stay relevant, and it seems that any form of publicity will -do including constant self-exposure about getting raped on Raz B's part. ¬_¬ It's like, shut up already; B2K broke up in 2005 which is around the same time you hotted up that Chris Stokes was a booty fiddler. What happened to you was sad but it's been FIVE FUCKING YEARS, WE'RE OVER IT. IF YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT SO DAMN MUCH GET A FUCKING THERAPIST, WE, THE PUBLIC, DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE! JHEEZE!
Back to the drama.
I decided to go onto both Chris Brown and Raz B's Twitter pages to see how it popped off, and the conclusion I came to was...attention seeking *rolls eyes*.
Basically, Raz B (like the epic loser that he is) was PUSSY BEGGING (I would say flowering, but flowering requires GAME, which is something that he clearly lacks) on Rihanna over Twitter.
You know them ones where even though a person refuses to feel shame for their pride-less antics, you automatically feel it for them because you can't believe the PURE DICKHEADISM they are gwanin' with...? Yeah that.
How can this WASTEMAN be dedicating songs to Rihanna over Twitter like some any die hard FAN (man actually had the cheek to draw for Jodeci 'Cry For You' ¬_¬ these times it is NEVER that deep).
"@Rihanna I promise to hold you like a pillow and make you feel right!!!!!!" -Raz B < you know them ones where Rihanna read this and was like ¬_¬ no thanks!
Of all the men that in the world that could have Rihanna, what in the fuck makes RAZ B think he has a shot in HELL? <--(These are the questions we must ask ourselves). You aren't on the levels to recieve that cailbre of fandango with your ANY MAN HAS BEEN willy! >_< Don't rage me!
Anyway, he carries on with his foolishness then decides to take it to NEXT LEVELS and bring Chris Brown into it (this paigon had the balls to @ him while he was moving to man's ex -aint that some GRADE A BULLSHIT!):
"Im just sittin here Thinking how can niggas like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11@Rihanna" - Raz B
O_O EXCUSE YOU!
Now I am not saying that what he said isn't true cause Chris is FULLY wrong for what he did to Rihanna, but could you ever imagine getting the wicked talk from this ANY GUY! STOP RAGING ME!
As low as Twitter beef is for celebrities, if I was Chris I woulda fired back too cause who is he really talking to? I don't understand O_o:
"@razb2k nigga you want attention! Grow up nigga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy"
"Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won't complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!!" < #THIS looool
"I ain't deleting my tweet either!! I was minding my damn business and Peter pan decides to pop off!!! # whatalame" -Chris Brown
Now before I continue, I just want to make sure that we are all CLEAR that Raz started this. Yes? Good.
Anywho, pay attention to this next part:
"@chrisbrown I luv how u resort 2 disrespectful low brow tactics when u clearly sabotaged ur own career by beating women!" -Raz B < is he actually being serious.
How can this guy GAS about LOW BROW TACTICS when he clearly sent for man FIRST for no damn reason other than some weak ass attempt to get at RiRi's vajayjay? Sound's kinda low brow to me. Shit don't make no fucking sense. The way I see it, if you're gonna fire shots at someone then be prepared for them to fire back, otherwise keep your mouth SHUT.
Real talk, Raz drew for the 'woman beater' card for Chris so it was obvious that Chris was gonna draw for the homosexual one; I mean, it's Raz B. All he does is talk about who's dick was in his ass and in his mouth so what retort was he really expecting?
So with all this talk of low brow tactics Raz then comes back with:
"yo @chrisbrown i heard about all yo BoyFriends & tell yo cheerleader @1omarion 2 shut the fuck up b4 i send J BOOG 2 fuck HIS MaMa again" -Raz B
Am I the only one that doesn't understand why Omarion is being brought into this or why Raz used this opportunity to hot up that J Boog apparently nooged Omarion's marj?
By this time I am fully on Chris's side (I mean, I was there from the start 'cause I don't rate Raz B, but I'm with Chris EXTRA now) cause Raz b -as per usual -just wanted attention so he could run up his mouth about the secret life of B2K that no one cares about anymore.
The wicked talk continues, then the fire starter decides that it's time to play victim to get people on his side:
"@Chrisbrown Since you took this that far! Dude, i wasnt Raped! what a disrespect to every Kid around the world that has been Molested!!!!!" <How? These times it was just a disrespect to YOU, dickhead ¬_¬
"@chrisbrown u victimize victims, ur a homophobe, ur on the down low & a woman beater. Merry Christmas & thx 4 showin every1 ur true colors" -Raz B
I'm saying this from NOW; ANYONE who sided with RAZ B is a FULLTIME DICKHEAD AND A PART TIME PRICK (Vex In The City bars loool) cause it is evident that Raz is a fucking GEM. If I was Chris I would've thought 'fuck this dude' and carried on enjoying being rich and famous knowing that Raz B is broke, going NOWHERE in life and will probably end up homeless and selling his booty on a corner in downtown LA for a loaf of bread.
I was ELATED with Chris's comebacks though (I love a good insult =D) cause I. Was. LAUGHING! LOOOOL
"@razb2k it's funny how I'm nominated for 3 grAmmys off of a mixtape and ur scrambling for change!!"
"@razb2k ur a x backup singer!!!!! What do u make? Like $1.99 an hour"
"This argument lasted longer than your career @razb2k" < O_O #PAR hahaha
"@razb2k merry christmas.i just gave you 20 thousand more followers.. u shouldve did this first instead of telling the world you got raped." -Chris Brown<LOOOL it's funny cause it's true
In the end Raz B had one good comeback:
"@chrisbrown Oh yea, your Michael Jackson tribute was cool, until you made it about yourself!!!!! What a Disgrace!!!! God bless you too!" <(Even though he's a walad I have to agree with this)
Reverts back to being the bitch that he is and playing victim:
"@chrisbrown how do u defend urself in that manner bro? I forgive u but u hve alot of pple 2 apologize to. u offended alot of abused pple" < (PAUSE: ¬_¬ YOU forgive ME! This talk puts RAGE in my chest. How can you tell man YOU forgive him when YOU started it?)
Then ends his argument with yet MORE LAME PUSSY BEGGING ¬_¬:
"@Rihanna I see why you not with that Clown. Keep going hard I wish you the best with your success." - Raz B <-- *deep breath*Let me not start
I'm gonna end on this note; FUCK A RAZ B, FUCK HIS DEAD CAREER, FUCK HIS GOSSIP MAGAZINE MOUTH, FUCK HIS BIG ASS COCO BREAD HEAD, FUCK HIS SORE BOOTY HOLE, FUCK HIS CHUNKY JIZZ MOUTH LIPS AND FUCK HIS EXISTENCE!
*Takes a deep breath* Pardon my French.
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