Why don't you just start living your own life so that instead of listening to her stories you have a few of your own to tell. I could be wrong, but maybe that's the real problem here.
Tuesday, 27 December 2011
Im 17 n ive been linkin a guy 10 years older than me . Im not ready for a relationship with him but i like him. Is anyfin of these wrong ?
Personally I don't agree with the age gap. You're so young and he's almost 30.
I met this guy and he told me about this play that he was going to see. I asked him how the play went and he said 'oh, you remembered' and then asked me what's the oldest and youngest I would ever date if I could date anyone I wanted. What's he thinking?
Did you ever consider that he could possibly be interested in you?
I told this guy that I found him cute. Ever since then it's been awakard between us and I have been ignoring him. I want to go up to him and clear the air but how do I do that even though I still found him cute.
Just speak to him like you would anyone else. If you make a big thing out of talking to him it will just make things even more awkward for you.
I'm 20 years old I haven't had sex and don't want to yet. Everyone that I meet and found cute, all they want is that. I'm not ready for that, how do I tell them from the start? They all think that I'm like every other girl.
Just tell them you're not ready for that yet. If they don't like it let them bounce 'cause it just shows they weren't for real anyway.
Scotty i love you and ur girls off! Slyly i sound gassed but u kno ,, i dont care lol- anyways i was wondering because of the snakey people could you do a video on youtube about snakes and two faced bitches???
=) lol thanks. I dunno if we'd do a vid dedicated to that topic, but we could do something along those lines for you ;)
I am an asian girl and I like this guy who's black. He likes me too but everyone seems to think it's a problem. How do I deal with this?
Fuck what everyone else thinks. It's YOUR life, do what makes YOU happy.
Friday, 16 December 2011
Started seeing 1 of my friends, I really have feelings for him, even want to lose my v to him but he says he's not ready to commit to me and wants to see other girls. How can I get over this because I cant accept it but I miss him all the time?
You have to accept it and keep it moving. It's easier said than done, but that's what it is.
one of my close friends is turning into a hoe. it was envitable because she always lovedd off attention from man/took provacative pictures/wears revealing clothes. now that shes making a name for herself i dont know what to do when people chat bout her
All you can do is voice your opinion. At the end of the day it's her life and she's gonna do what she wants.
Does this seriously require an answer? Seriously?
Friday, 26 August 2011
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Scotty Unfamous ft Paperboi EnJ, Gemma Lou and Dominiq Da Artist. Listen and download the full studio version of #ScottysRoom here
Now I understand that there are still a vast amount of simple bitches roaming around, so Scotty is coming to the rescue with a large dose of bad assness to help save you from yourselves before the simpleness takes over completely.
In this blog I am going to fuck with the man dem a lil *evil grin* ha ha ha!
I'm going to expose a few tricks that they use to get girls to like them/give up the tunush; that's right, I am going to decode GAME.
So I've been dabbling with the idea of getting the whole of the SDTV (Swear Down TV for those who don't know) team together to do a video on this (look out for it), but until then I shall drop a few things that you lot should look out for.
I know some of you are probably thinking O_o what? How the hell does insulting girls count as game? If that is what you thought then you are one of the simple bitches I am trying to save.
Let me explain....
We all love a bit of banter, do we not? Right; so one of the best ways to create banter is to cuss each other. Boys will use insults in different forms. The most common is to insult you on a regular basis so that every once in a while when they drop a compliment you'll get gassed and think 'Aww, he doesn't normally say stuff like that to me. He must really mean it. =)'
NO SIMPLE BITCH IT'S A TRICK!
I'm not saying that their compliments aren't genuine, because sometimes they are...but even then it's still a trick because more time there's an incentive behind it. He's probably trying to soften you up for something *shrug*.
Receiving compliments are nice, but I urge you to take them with a pinch of salt. Some of them say nice things to gas you; you must remain in anti-gas mode at all times. Boy's are getting smart. It's not safe out there!
The next most common form of 'insult game' is the backhanded compliment. This is where they will compliment you but insult you at the same time.
Example: 'How can you walk around with your hair looking like that? you're lucky you're pretty you know.'
See these things are tricky because your initial response is to be offened...but then you think '...He thinks I'm pretty' * initialise gassed mode*, and because it is the lesser of two evils, girls tend to laugh off the insult and focus on the compliment.
This trick works for guys because they are being nice...but not TOO nice so you can't take them for a dickhead.
2. Planting The Seed
This approach is pretty simple and to be honest both men and women can pull this off if it is done right.
Planting the seed is something that you do or say to someone to leave them wanting more. It's a form of game that does the work for you because it is built on anticipation.
Verbally, something as simple as saying 'The next time I see you I'm going to *insert something blush worthy here*' will work. If you say something like this to someone that has shown interest in you;
1: it will give them something to think about
2: the next time they are around you they will be anticipating whatever it is you told them you were going to do.
The physical version of 'seed planting' has to be done quite tentatively but sensually at the same time. This is something that is very easy to get gassed on so -as I said before -remember that it's a TRICK!
E.g. if they are telling you goodbye and they kiss you on your cheek BUT it is REAAAALLLLYYYY close to your mouth.
That wasn't an accident; they did it on purpose! Crafty fuckers!
It's one of those 'I could kiss you if I wanted to...but I'm not going to just yet. I want you to want me to do it more than you do already first so hopefully when I do put it on you you'll be so gassed that you'll allow me to go a bit further than you originally intended'.
This is the BIGGEST TRAP OF THEM ALL because technically THEY'RE NOT DOING SHIT! It's YOU that is enabling this to work, simple bitch.
All the boy has to do is ask you BASIC OPEN-ENDED QUESTIONS then sit back and let you run off at the mouth so you can fill the silence with uninteresting, irrelevant gas. More time he's not even really listening to you; he's paying you the minimum amount of attention possible that still allows him to respond when needed
'Uh huh...yeah...ok...is it!'
The baitest one is 'How was your day?'
Once he has asked you that and you start gassing about your shitty job, how stressful uni is or who is pissing you off, he's nice! You're there tellin him about EastEnders like he gives a fuck, and he's got you on loud speaker while he's making a damn club sandwich.
To avoid making the listening teck work, keep your answers to the point and ask him questions back. It can be a 2-way gas convo.
No matter how much you THINK a boy likes you, bear in mind that you may not be the only girl he is trying to get at.
When running game on you, boys will do/say things to make you feel special because they KNOW that if you BELIEVE you are a priority instead of an option (which you most likely are) then it is easier to get you to do things for them. They may point out how much more time they spend focused on you than any other girl, how 'different' you are to the rest, take you on dates, buy you gifts, etc; anything that will make you feel like you matter.
Even if this is genuine, it's still a tactic. BEWARE. Until you have a ring on it, you are not -I repeat NOT a priority....and sometimes even if you do have a ring, you still may not even be a priority.
The shit is fucked up man. No one is safe.
The best tip I can give you is if you are gonna allow someone to gas you, make sure it's worth the headache.
I was gonna do 5 things to look out for...but then I got bored of writing *shrug* sorry...well not really but...yeah *shrugs again*.
Anyway like I said, there will be an SDTV video on this topic soon so keep your eyes peeled for that.
If you haven't watched SDTV before then I will assume that you are mentally retarded and a long way from bad assness. This problem can be cured if you click the 'Swear Down TV' tab at the top of my page.
So that's the end of my half-assed, over-cynical, profanity peppered help. Click the little boxes at the bottom of this post and share this post on Twitter/Facebook and wherever else you can shove it really.
Sunday, 3 July 2011
Saturday, 25 June 2011
Right, so last week I wrote and did a rough recording of my own cover for Drake's song 'Marvin's Room' called 'Truth Is (Scotty's Room)' and it went down a LOT better than I expected with my YouTube audience *takes a bow* (thanks guys =D), so this coming Monday I will be hitting up the studio to record it with a few other artists.
I'm not jumping on the music wave, I just really friggin liked this song (it's kinda bad ass) and as it turns out so do a lot of other ppl so I feel like it deserves to be recorded. So far it has 4,748 views, 329 likes and has been shared 263 times on Facebook *does a mini gassed dance* BULLET!
If you haven't heard the rough (and slightly drunken) version yet click the vid below.
And then I hear our song, tried switching off my feelings but I'm not that strong
And now these tears are falling, next thing I know I'm callin -you
It's all your fault, how could you be so stupid, yeah it's all your fault
You broke us, over lust
Tell me was it worth it, to have the one you love hurting
So I packed my bags, baby fuck your feelings I aint coming back
I won't be the only one with a broken heart
Fuck your sorry's, come take back your ring
Don't you say I love you, you don't know what it means
If you loved me how could you do that
You don't deserve my heart I want it back
You don't love me
You don't love me
Wish I could stop these flash backs, coz don't wanna see that
The two of you in our bed, try as I might it won't get out of my head
Damn it hurts so bad, how could you do me like that
We were supposed to be forever, now we aint even together
You broke us, over lust
Tell me was it worth it, to have the one you love hurting
I don't care what you say, keep on talkin baby it don't matter no way
I don't wanna hear it
You broke us, over lust
Tell me was it worth it, to have the one you love hurting
You promise that you'll change
It's too little too late
I wish you would stop claiming to love me
So is that why you played me, cause you love me
You don't love me
You don't love me
If you only knew what I felt for you
(You'd love me, you'd love me, you'd love me)
And one day soon you'll see you'll reach out for me
(You'll love me, you'll love me, you'll love me)
Friday, 3 June 2011
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Friday, 20 May 2011
Sunday, 8 May 2011
So as usual I'm bored with fuck all to do, so of course that meant that it was no other than BLOG TIME *cue corny gameshow music*.
As you can see the title of this post is 'More Than Friends. Less Than Lovers.' I was going to call it 'The Grey Area' but then I assumed that that wouldn't really catch your attention so I had to spice it up.
Enough intro gas, I'm gonna get straight to it.
You meet a guy on a caj tip. You lot get to talking and shit. As time goes on you begin to see that there is actually something between you lot and now you LIKE him. I'm not talking about that regular 'He's hot I would dash 2-2 fanny his way STI-HILL' kind of like, I'm talking about them levels where you have to HIDE how much you like him coz in your head you have planned the wedding, honeymoon and picked out your kids names! O_O
Lol I'm playin, that's crazy bitch talk, but you get where I'm coming from; you LIKE HIM, like him init.
You're there like some nonce doing some lame shit like writing his name in love hearts, getting on your friends nerves coz every 2 minutes you're bringing him up in conversations even when the shit doesn't even coincide with what you lot were talking about:
Friend: So now I'm getting vex coz my manager is tryna cut back my hours_
You: ...Dwayne is so funny!
, making a playlist in your iTunes with all the gassed up songs that remind you of him like say you lot are in love, these times NOTHING is gwaning with you two.
YES you around each other all the time, YES you are on the phone to him every night until stupid o'clock, YES you've met his family and his boys and everyone is diggin you, and YES you guys may have kissed and maybe a bit more (depending on what kind of girl you are *shrug*) but for some reason this boy is on some LOOOOONG TIIIIIIING like say you're name is 'Waiting Room'.
This is what I like to call the 'Grey Area'.
Call me old fashioned, but in my book I believe that it is down to the men to ask the women out (some of you may disagree but *shrug* I don't care), 1. because they're men, 2. because they're men (yes I wrote the same reason twice because I believe that that point is twice as important) and 3. it's more romantic that way *swoon*.
Some of you may be on it, but I'm not down with the whole 'women taking charge' biz. Like low it init. Can you imagine relaying the story to people and be like '...and then I asked HIM out and he said yes!'
.... :/ UMMMMMMMMMMMM.
I think that shit looks desperate, like when women propose to men. Bitch, if he WANTED to marry YOU he would fucking ask YOU.
The way I see it, if a guy REALLY wants to be with you he will step up to the plate, the fact that you are taking it upon yourself to get the ball rolling makes it seem like you're forcing it. Obviously that is just MY personal opinion and I honestly don't expect everyone to agree with that because in this day and age it's not uncommon to see women take control...but no init :/.
So anyway now, due to the fact that neither of you are stepping up to the plate (coz he's long and you are the one with the vagina), there is now this weird overhanging 'when the fuck are we gonna make it official' aura attached to every conversation, and have you noticed how it's heightened whenever you are around each other because you are able to TOUCH and flirt like crazy which just makes the shit worse!
The shit is too friggin TENSE and frustrating as FUCKADOO (I just made that up, just roll with it, it's not stupid, it's quirky bitch) 'cause it's one of them ones where you can CLEARLY see the path you lot are supposed to follow but it's like you're stuck in the mud.
Wha gwan for dat!
At first you drop little subtle hints to give him a gentle nudge in the right direction, but you know them ones where the longer you have to wait that nudge ends up turning into a SHOVE! FUCK a hint! BRUV, I like you init, HURRY THE FUCK UP! SHIT!
Honestly, it's like locking a plate of food up in a see-through safe and putting it in front of a starving man; eventually the man is gonna try and buss that safe open!
...Maybe that comparison was a bit too VIOLENT but fuck it, sometimes a bitch needs to get violent *draws for the prison shank < I made it in Twitter Jail #Bullet*.
Now when you like someone you standardly contemplate noogin them init, but coz you LIKE this dude you want to NOOG him like a kajillion times more (and give him that SPECIAL TREATMENT SEX -you know what I mean bitches, the ones where your mind is in 'Fuck It Mode' and you release *epic movie voice* The FREAK), BUT you don't wanna give him the milk without buying the cow first.
This puts you into a predicament because you are now at WAR with your VAGINA. PEAK TIMES!
You ever been in a situation when you're around them and you lot start play fighting -or some next dumb uncreative bullshit that dude's call 'game' *rolls eyes* -and then shit starts getting a bit heated and you are on that DTF wave (that means 'Down To Fuck' for you slow bitches), but because you're in the 'grey area' you have to withdraw from the situation and correct yourself...
Do you know how much inner strength you have to summon NOT to fuck someone you WANT to fuck?!?! OMDZ AJDONNEKMFOFMMVEV DON'T RAGE ME!
Now really and truly, as you lot aint actually together you're still classed as friends, so you two still chat to members of the opposite sex from time to time (cause for some reason we need to feel like they aint got us on lock when really and truly we are dashing the key and the spare key at them) but you talk to each other the most. The other people are like reserves that you need to keep sweet just in case shit fucks up: aka BACK-UPS. You know them ones where when you talk to your back ups and the sound if their voice makes you angry cause they're not the person you really want to talk to...yeah that. Lol.
Now coz you don't wanna make it overly bait that you're ON your 'more than friends, less than lovers' dude, you tend to stray from any intense kinda convos in case you get gassed and start confessing and shit, but you know them ones when THEY have them random moments where they just put it on you and you don't know what the fuck to do with yourself. You want to go along with it cause you can FEEL the chemistry mad, but then you're a bit shook coz even though you like them, they're still your bredrin.
It's like, WHY IS LIFE HARD FOR?
So the whole point of being in the 'grey area' is to eventually move over to the black section (the friend zone) or the white section (a relationship).
Now really and truly you are in the grey area cause you wanna cross over to the white section (cause let's be honest, you're their friend but you put in extra effort for them', so when it turns out that shit aint finna go down like that and you end up in the black section you get BITTER!
You know them ones where cause you lot are on the friend flex they wanna get a bit too buddy buddy and start telling you about other chicks like say they don't know that you like them. That is a shankable offence in my eyes #JustSaying #DontRageMe.
So all in all, if you are in that awkward 'more than friends, less than lovers' place and it doesn't actually amount to anything you're pissed. If it works out then well done you! #Bullet!
That's it bitches. I read what I wrote and I'm not 100% sure if it made any sense or actually had a point but I believe it was entertaining none-the-less =D
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Tuesday, 26 April 2011
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I'm kind of on the fence about the song because I thought that it was going to be a genuine rock song but it's more like a harsher version of Ke$ha (minus the glitter but with the whorism amped up a couple hundred notches).
You know those artists that you see and you think 'you're not going to be around for very long', this is the feeling I get with this Porcelain Black. She is definitely what Rock and Roll looks like, but she definitely doesn't sound like it. I will say that she does have the voice for it, but that techno/rock/pop thing she is doing is a bit...meh!
She seems like an industry puppet to be honest. If she sing the songs her voice is meant to sing then she may have half a chance. I don't HATE the song but I'm not a fan either. We'll just have to wait and see with this one.
Friday, 1 April 2011
Now before you guys continue reading I am going to explain what this post is about so if it's something that is not really up your street you can navigate off this page and stop wasting your time (well, I wouldn't really count reading my stuff as a waste of time but for the sake of arguement let me just put it that way).
This post is going to be about VAMPIRES!
Ahhh see, now the whole 'Bite Me' title makes sense right?
Now I imagine a few of you less awesome beings are now using your mouse to close this page so I shall bid you goodbye until I come up with a topic that tickles your fancy. No don't apologise, It's okay, I understand...a little :/. To be honest I'd rather that only my bad ass vamp loving readers read this because I know that they will appreciate this.
Ok so introductory gas out f the way, time to get down to the good stuff.
Anyone that knows me (it doesn't even have to be extensively) knows that I am OBSESSED with vampires to a point where it is not actually healthy (trust me, if some vamp cornered me and said they were going to turn me I would run to them and press my damn throat against their fangs quick fast. Once I had turned I would go look one choong ting and turn him then we could be creatures of the night together for the rest of time...Ian Somerhalder watch your back init O_O).
Now let me explain my level of obsession, cause you lot actually don't understand how deep this thing goes...
- 75% of the books that I possess (and I have a LOT of books) are vampire related
- I have read the ENTIRE Twilight saga more than 10 times (including the Bree Tanner Novella and even the unreleased Midnight Sun)
- I have a pair of fangs (they're some shit one that you get at a costume store so I don't wear them outside...but I am contemplating getting the individual fangs...don't look at me like that, I'm not stupid enough to get the permanent ones)
- I watch every vampire show possible, even if it's not REALLY about vampires, as far as I'm concerened, if theres a vamp in it then I am GOOD! Have you noticed that those shows have the best soundtracks? Vampire Diaries songs are my shit!
- I am writing my own vampire story called Venom (which you can check out on my Wattpad http://www.wattpad.com/512738-venom )
- My desktop and most themes on my phone/computer is a picture of one vamp or another
- and much to my delight my parents actually call me 'vampire 'because I tend to sleep all day and be up all night. I'd so make a bad ass vampire...if only someone would bite me (looks at Damon Salvatore picture)
By now you guys are probably thinking 'Scotty...you are a fucking loser ¬_¬' and to those of you that may feel that way I say 'Screw you guys, only COOL people fuck with vamps' *high 5 all the #TeamVampire massive* bullet.
If I'm being honest, I think that the reason so many people find vampires appealing is because they are very sexual creatures, even when they are not being sexy. They just have this air about them that screams 'I am a sex god' all the damn time. Everything about them is so intense, so animalistic, so powerful, so...OOOWEEE!
Aside from when it's one of those savage 'I'm gonna tear out your throat bitch' bites, they make being bitten look better than fucking sex itself. Many a time I have watched Bill bite Sookie (these are characters from the popular HBO show 'True Blood' for those that don't know) and I think O_O...'Well God damn! He aint even nice and I would let him bite me same way!' (don't look at me like that, you know you've thought it too) though to be honest I would prefer to be bitten by Eric's sexy ass (I know you've definetly thout THAT).
My goodness if Edward Cullen doesn't make a bitch wish she could NOT have sex with him! The way he does NOT have sex with Bella is fucking EPIC ta rass. I would so hold hands with him *swoon* we could NOT have sex with each other all flippin day and it would be heaven!
Now there is the whole downside of the fact that they are DEAD which kind of puts you off them...a little...but then you realise that they are all HOT tortured/broody/with an evil streak (bad boy fantasy sorted)/worldy/rich/filled with angst, and apparently vamp sex is DA SHIT, so that whole 'dead' thing becomes less of an issue...well to me anyway *shrug*.
I realise the more I speak about them, the neekier I sound but I actually don't care. I LOVE THEM.
I would like to take this moment to thank Stephenie Meyer for making Vampires the IN thing again because she has actually made my world a better place...by that I mean vamp stuff is a LOT more accessible. By the way, if you haven't read the Twilight saga, you suck ass! That shit will make you wanna go find a white man, gel his hair into one fucked up style, then dash some glitter on him *yeah bitch, sparkle for me*. Boom bam, he's you're very own Edward Cullen. You may now hold hands and let him smell your skin then tell you how are like a drug to him then get the best hand hold of your LIFE! That is some romance fo yo ass aint it!
Now I feel that after droning on about them I feel that is is only right that I list the hottest vamps
Right so I couldn't think of anything else to say but now I have a strange hankering to read Twilight again so I can swoon over Edward and then get angry that boys out there aren't like him. I want someone to watch me sleep and tell me that I am their life then constantly battle with themselves for wanting me so much dammit! Bella is living the fucking DREAM I tells ya!
Ok I'm done being neeky now (by neeky I meant SUPER COOL).